IdeaMan
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Saw this thread on Twitter today and had to share. I compiled the best responses in the thread. What’s yours? 
Facebook employees are now “Metamates”. (?).
Can’t wait for:
LinkedIn → Inmates
Amazon → Primates
Waiters - Checkmates
Starbucks-> coffeemates
Zillow → Housemates
Airbnb → Roommates
Nike → solemates
Tesla → Automates
Tinder → Intimates
OnlyFans → masturbatermates
Activision → Activates
Weather Channel → Climates
Pixar → Animates
Microsoft → GatesMates or Team(s)mates
PlayStation employees → Playmates
Peleton → Glutamates
Wordle → Guesstimates
People will name their boats → Mate McMateface
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big_D
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This from Johnny Nomates…
Sad, no real mates, just meta mates.
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knewman
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err… I think the Playstation one is already taken 
IdeaMan
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Well not after the scathing documentary on A&E, “Secrets of Playboy.”
On second thought, just like Joe Rogan. You can’t cancel Hugh. Even after he’s dead. 
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Java programmers → coffeemates™
Python programmers → ReticulMates
Rust programmers → OxidMates
Octopus → EightMate
This joke → TooLongMate
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IdeaMan
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I couldn’t agree more completely!
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