# CHM Live | Apple at 50: Five Decades of Thinking Different

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Did you catch Pogue’s **One More Thing** song at the end? David posted it separately on YouTube:

[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/twit/original/3X/5/f/5f9fd8954ef35548206f041b3c64601ede9a8a66.jpeg ""Clap Along"—Pogue's parody song for Apple's 50th") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyXbvtnhOIk)

CHM Live Apple at 50: Five Decades of Thinking Different March 11, 2026  
David Pogue “Clap Along” Song Lyrics

> It might seem crazy what I’m about to say  
> Apple at 50, almost to the day  
> Are you a real fan? How do you know?  
> I got news, there are certain clues, baby, here we go
> 
> Clap along if you feel machines should be made with hearts  
> Clap along if you feel like aluminum is art  
> Clap along if you plug in 12 gadgets every night  
> Clap along if you’re proud that your chargers all are white
> 
> Here comes bad news so you understand  
> It’s not always easy being such a fan Wintel is everywhere  
> It’s super cheap But who wants to be a corporate sheep?
> 
> Clap along if you’ve never thrown away a box  
> Got a special closet just for dongles, cords, and dots  
> Clap along if you bought that stand for a thousand bucks  
> Clap along if you feel that Siri still kinda sucks
> 
> I don’t feel down when they raise the price  
> I don’t feel down using Pucky mice  
> I don’t feel down because AI is late  
> Or when an AirPod falls down a grate  
> I don’t feel down updating non-stop  
> **I don’t feel down when I can’t airdrop**  
> I don’t feel down that I’ve got a notch  
> And a half-day charge on my Apple Watch
> 
> Clap along if you’re set up so your watch unlocks the Mac  
> _ **Clap along if courage is what took your headphone jack** _  
> Clap along if you’re in line when September rolls around  
> Clap along if your cordless mouse charges upside down  
> Clap along if it’s better to be best than to be first  
> Clap along if you know that Windows is the worst  
> Clap along if rounded corners always make you high  
> Clap along if you will bleed six colors till you die

Watch the video, too. The images he found are priceless. I forgot about the SJ Halloween costume.

There are many inside jokes and some Apple put-downs. The varying audience response to each joke is also great fun. I don’t know if MBW covered Pogue’s presentation in MBW #1016. They should definitely comment about the song and audience’s _measured_ reaction. As an aside: I can’t believe it that AirDrop transfers are still so flaky. I hope some #!$$ team is working on that. Pogue lacked the courage to mention **Liquid Glass**. Too soon, I guess.

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